Basketball

Basketball jokes

People

I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!

Kobe

It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.

Kobe

Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.

Memes

Kobe

Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.

Kobe

I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.

Crash

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

Rape

Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.

Eye

Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.

Orphan

Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?

They missed the homecoming games.

Adult

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Kobe

What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?

They both have torn rotators.

Orphan

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.

Boat

If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.

Kobe Bryant

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.