Basketball jokes
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Why can't an orphan play basketball?
Because no one will be cheering them on.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
You could say Kobe's career went up in smoke.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What do you get when you mix Harry Houdini, a basketball, and the 17th president?
Magic Johnson.
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.