Basketball jokes
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
What did the parent say to M.J.?
"Get off my kid!"
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.