Basketball jokes
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
It’s ok to yell “Kobe” after missing a shot, he didn’t make it either.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
I'm dead serious about Kobe: Kobe in heaven...
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.