Basketball jokes
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Covid said to stay 6 feet... I didn't think Kobe meant it literally.
Memes
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
Kobe would still be alive if he would have gone to jail for raping that girl.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans! 🏀🏀😆😆
NWA: Straight Outta Compton.
Kobe Bryant: Straight Outta the Helicopter.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.