Basketball

Basketball Jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.

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  • Forehead

    This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

    Game

    I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.

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  • Ball

    Rizz

    Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.

    Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.

    Shaq

    If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.

    LeBron James

    Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?

    A: The size of balls they play with.

    Kobe

    I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.