Basketball jokes
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline is so far back it makes me look like Shaq O'Neal.
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.
But it would just crash and burn.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.