Basketball jokes
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
Fat Lever.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
Basketballs are bigger than end.
What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?
Tragic Johnson.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.