Basketball jokes
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
Fat Lever.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Kobe never died, he just faded away.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Wilt Chamberlain may have spread his seed among many women, but Kobe spread his brain matter all over California.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
Mfs be saying Kobe is good at basketball cause he is 6 feet, ye 6 feet underground.
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.