Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Basketball Jokes
I want to make a joke about Kobe, but it won't land well.
After 40 years, Kobe finally learned to pass.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
Your forehead is so large, if I drew an H on it, maybe Kobe could've landed.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
2020 was the first time Kobe had passed in years.
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Kobe jokes just don’t land well anymore.
Balls in your jaws.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.
When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."
