"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist. Nice base line.
Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
Whats the difference between an Al Queda Base and a Pakastani School
"I don't know man l, i just gly the drones"
Whats the difference between an ISIS militant base and a pakistani childrens school?
I dont know, i just fly the drone.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
