Base jokes

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When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A flat major.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.