Barrie jokes

"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Coming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry? - Adam?

- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

Who is Barry B. Benson’s favorite classical composer?

Bee-thoven.

It’s Christmas and Sally has a gift. She got a Barrie. Just kidding, she still hasn’t opened it.

Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?

Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.

What do people ask on a Friday night?

"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"

An Irishman walked past a bar.

An Irish man walks out of a bar. It can happen.

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.

Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"