Balls jokes
You soak balls, get it?
Suck on deez balls!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Memes
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”