B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
So true though!!!
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Balls maker.