Balls jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!

What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?

Chocolate carrots balls.

Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.

Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Could it be ligma?

Ligma balls, daddy!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?

A "retiree."

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ahoy Mateys.

Ahoy Mateys who?

Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Why do people play basketball?

Because they want to learn how to suck balls.

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?

And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.

Kid: I got homework.

Mom: Ok, so?

Kid: I got a F in my balls.