B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Jay and Andrew are best friends who are almost alike. The difference between them both is Jay is poor and well... Andrew, on the other hand, is suck-a-dick poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes up in his room, walks to the kitchen, and asks his mom, Lisa (I call her Lisa now, btw), if there is anything to eat. "No, bitch!" she replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed.
Now Andrew... wakes up, jumps out of bed, and he's in the kitchen. He sees his mom fixing some food for work after a long hard night of giving her husband blue balls. "Anything left for me, Mother?" Andrew asks. "Sorry, Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again." *so she goes to work, taking her time* Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself, "Man... I'd suck a dick for some water right now." *his mom storms back after hearing what he had said* "I'll buy you a soda if you do my first customer for me!"
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
A mouse is just like a ball bearing.
Drench them in oil, and they stop squeaking.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Ugh, ugh, ugh!"
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
Why are dogs born with balls?
They were having their stick moment when they got given birth, too.
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
Balls in your jaws.