B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
So true though!!!
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.