A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.