B.A.L.L.S. jokes
You soak balls, get it?
Suck on deez balls!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?