B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What hangs low?
Balls.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Balls.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What does an Irish bowler put in his hands to guarantee a wicket next ball?
A bat.
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
Why can’t Asians play baseball?
Because they can’t see the ball.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!