Balls jokes
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Memes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Q: What's green and yellow and eats balls?
A: Gonorrhea.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.