B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.