Balls jokes

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D

Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.

"Balls" got me like: 😂

What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.

Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?

Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!

"Why is your head big?"

"'Cause you're a ball."

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause they don't know where home is.

Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!