Balls jokes
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
You soak balls, get it?
Suck on deez balls!
Memes
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"