B.A.L.L.S. jokes
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Could it be ligma?
Ligma balls, daddy!
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!