B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Memes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You soak balls, get it?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Suck on deez balls!
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
I got hit in the balls by a tennis ball.
What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
"Balls" got me like: 😂
I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."
Lick my balls.
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don't know where home is.