B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought baseballs were at Batman!
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?
Pretty nuts, huh?
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why can't the orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.
Hey! My balls are on your thing!
Suck on deez balls!
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
You soak balls, get it?
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."