B.A.L.L.S. jokes
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
How many balls do you have on your body?
2. Your butt.
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
We saved a transvestite in a tight mini skirt from a tree.
I thought I showed a lot of balls.
Person 1: Yassin has sex with a piece of sex.
Person 2: Nice, can I have some of your balls?
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."