B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Balls maker.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Haha, balls hahaha!
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
My balls.
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"