B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Haha, balls hahaha!
My balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't men play baseball?
Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.