B.A.L.L.S. jokes
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
If you got a bowling ball and you stuck it on top of a sack of potatoes, what would you get?
A "retiree."
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?
My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Balls maker.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!