B.A.L.L.S. jokes
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball, guu?
I stole one's balls.
Why do balls be hairy? Cause they stinky!
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.