B.A.L.L.S. jokes

Meatball

  • There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.

    His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"

    The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"

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  • Pacman

  • The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    Ball

  • my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos

    Dad

  • I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

    Ball

  • Segma says, "32!"

    Ligma Says, "And?"

    Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."

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  • Basketball

  • When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.

    My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"

    He didn't realize what was about to happen.

    "That's what she said!"

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