Balls jokes
Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Balls maker.
I have the biggest balls; you have wobbles.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls.
Memes
I always wonder what girls are thinking about. Maybe balls.
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
Hey, you know Slugma?
Slugma balls.
What is Godzilla’s least favorite ball?
A King Kong ball.
my grandfather cant a woman's taco anymore cause his balls fell off from getting to many tacos
You can't YEE your last HAW!
But I put my BALLS in ur JAW.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^