B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Lick my BALLS!