B.A.L.L.S. jokes
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Kenya? Ligma balls!
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
When I went to the basketball pitch, I saw a man dribbling his own balls.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Don't you hate it when you sit on your balls? It's a real nutcracker!
What did the ball say to the other ball? "You're baller!"
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.