Balls jokes
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Memes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Lick my BALLS!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.