Balls Jokes

Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian? Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot A man will actually look for the golf ball

Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said,’ Hey man, boing, are you sentient too?’ The other one said, “I’m sapient, you are sentient!!” BOINGZINGA!!!?

what do you call a boy panera bread

panera balls

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls. Man: Ouch

If you play FNF I play a game because he has two balls boi

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What did the Pokémon say after having sex? My ball was sore

So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.

There’s also one about a bolin ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though al research that

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins? An Airstrike

The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK

Why can’s orphans play bass ball

Because they can’t run home

what do you call the closet plant to the sun? the hot ball

My balls are high just like the towers but when something impales them they begin sag

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👧👧👧 👧 Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning ? because they don't have balls to scratch

Why can't orphans play base ball? Because they can't run home

This pastor decided to skip church one sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried is an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"