Balls jokes
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
Memes
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Lick my BALLS!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.