How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Balls Jokes
What do you call a boy Panera Bread?
Panera Balls.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Lick my BALLS!
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
