B.A.L.L.S. jokes
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
Two balls sit inside a bucket. One turned to another and said, "Hey man, boing, are you sentient, too?"
The other one said, "I’m sapient, you are sentient!"
BOINGZINGA!?!
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why is the Azovstal Steel Plant important to the Russian?
Because it stores Zelensky's balls of steel!
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.