What’s the difference between a orphan and a base ball field the base ball field has a home to run back to
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
I have more respect for cancer then depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Balls are anoyying they just bounce and never keep still
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
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To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him. “Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.” “Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
a boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
What did Cinderella do When she got to the ball ? She choked
What is Michael Jackson's favroite game? Jacks. Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Papyrus= well come to the underground. sans= how was your falls. Papyrus= g-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out. Sans= give me your balls!
What did the orphan say to his parents? I'm tripping balls right now
My aunt worked as a human cannon ball
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad oh my god
Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he had no balls to do it.
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium? I wanna kick some balls!
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