Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.