B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.
“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”
“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”
A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?
He doesn’t have legs.