Balls Jokes

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ligma.

Ligma who?

Ligma balls!

Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Why did the ball person go to the doctor?

He was kicked in the balls.

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

thats you suck dick goof ball

The image shows three dogs. One dog is labeled "My Car" and is trying to get a toy from the second dog labeled "Me". The third dog is labeled "Work" and is also trying to get the toy from the second dog which is labeled "Money". The text on top of the image says: "How life is going right now".

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snow balls.

What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”