B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What is a leaf mixed with mud called? Ligma.
Ligma balls!
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
Why did the skeleton not go to the ball? Because he had no body to go with.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.
I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.
Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.