Balls jokes

Ball

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Ball

What did Cinderella do when she got the ball?

She gagged and took it like a champ.

Boy

A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?

Because the little boy had no legs.

Memes

Cancer

I have more respect for cancer than depression, because cancer has the balls to kill me himself.

Stomach

Why is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman's stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations?

Orphan

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

Slut

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

Draft

To avoid getting drafted, a young man slips into a nunnery to hide from some draft board agents who are after him. Desperate, he approaches a nun and asks her to hide him.

“Get under my robes,” says the nun. “No one will look for you there.” The nun lifts up her robes and the man says, “Hey, that’s a fine pair of legs you have there, sister.”

“Yeah, well if you look a bit higher you’ll see a fine set of balls,” replies the nun. “I didn't want to get drafted either.”

Boy

A boy got a soccer ball and a bike for Christmas. Why is he sad?

He doesn’t have legs.

Ball

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!