Balls jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home base.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.

Get it?

What's the difference between yo mama and German men?

The balls... German men don't have them.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"