Balls jokes

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home base.

Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?

Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.

I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.

How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Why do people never kick their own balls?

Because they might lose one!

I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"

Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D