B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Ligma.
Ligma balls.
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why does Michael Jackson like football, baseball, and tennis? Because of the "balls".
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Dam, my balls itch like hell.
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
I like balls.