Balls jokes

I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?

Suck his balls.

What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.

Why did the knights laugh when they run?

The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:

"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."

Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"

The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.

What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.

What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?

A penis always goes in the hole.

Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Did you hear about the guy that dipped his balls in glitter?

Pretty nuts, huh?

Have anyone seen my balls? I can't find them on my chest.

Hey! My balls are on your thing!

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.