B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
What's the difference between yo mama and German men?
The balls... German men don't have them.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.
Mom: There is so much of the dog's dirty ball marks.
Me: *umm ohh no* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dirty balls!