Why are Putin and Zelensky neighbors?
Apparently, a big dick needs a great set of balls next to it.
Balls Jokes
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. đ đđ€Ł
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
I wondered why the pitcher hadnât pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Knock, knock. Whoâs there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? âPut it on my bill.â
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you canât sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacherâs eyes crossed? She couldnât control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, âmini-sodaâ).
12. Why couldnât the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you canât use âbeef stewâ as a password. Itâs not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldnât you write with a broken pencil? Because itâs pointless.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eyed deer.
What do u call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls? Still no f*#$in eyed deer.
Whatâs the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair and screamed, "Rocket League!"
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
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