Balls jokes
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?
Because she runs away from balls.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Memes
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.
He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.
He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.
An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"
I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.
Balls.
When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,
other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What hangs low?
Balls.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.