B.A.L.L.S. jokes

Roses are red,

My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.

What is the world's greatest invention? The ball gag, do you know why? Honestly, officer, I never heard her say no.

Linda and Peter are having sex. Peter goes in and out hard then fast and then begins to taste her tits. Finally, he moves down to the vagina and eats her hard. His rouge is inside her body, lolling around. He fucks her hard again and his dick slicks up her vagina. The entire time she is moaning and begging for more.

When Linda cums on his penis she begins to lick his balls hard. Peter begins moaning too saying, "Linda, you're just as amazing at fucking as your sister."

Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.

The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me.

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger... then it hit me.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A dragon.

A dragon who?

The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no balls to do it.

Call me Willma, Will ma balls fit in ya mouth?

Why do gay people like sports?

Because they get to play with balls.

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”

What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?

"I am orphan!"

"You are bowling ball!"

Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

What did the orphan say to his parents?

I'm tripping balls right now!