B.A.L.L.S. jokes
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
Someone stole my balls :(
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Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
Can I put my baaaalls in yo jaaaaws?
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
Why are orphans so bad at dodge ball?
They don't have a home to run to.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
What's big and black?
My balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Little Johnny stooped down to lick my balls and deep dick my throbbing knob.
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.