Balls jokes

My balls are high, just like the towers, but when something impales them, they begin to sag.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t run home.

What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?

An airstrike.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.

What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?

Wet 6-year-old balls.

How do we know Cinderella is a virgin?

Because she runs away from balls.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

This pastor decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf.

He told his assistant that he wasn't feeling well. He drove to a golf course in another city, so nobody would know him.

He teed off on the first hole. A huge gust of wind caught his ball, carried it an extra hundred yards and dropped it right in the hole, for a 450 yard hole in one.

An angel looked at God and said "What'd you do that for?" God smiled and said "Who's he going to tell?"

I love to play catch with my dad! He's never there to catch the ball, though.

Balls.

Why can Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

When the quiet kid lost a game of basketball and reaches into his bag,

other people in the gym: "Oh shit this nigga bout to shoot."

What hangs low?

Balls.

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls, two for under a buck!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?

I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.

A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.

Why?

The kid had no legs.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”

When you go to a baseball game and they say, "Heads up!" and you put your head up, and the ball hits you in the head.