B.A.L.L.S. jokes
What is the difference between a snowman and a snow girl?
Snowballs.
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger before my eyes.
Then it hit me.
Ligma.
Balls.
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That’s a huge sack of balls."
He didn’t realize what was about to happen.
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor.
My friend was like, "That's a huge sack of balls!"
He didn't realize what was about to happen.
"That's what she said!"
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Knock knock. Who's there? Ligma. Ligma who? LIGMA BALLS!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
What is the cheapest kind of meat?
Deer balls, two for under a buck!
Pacman 200 balls
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
I went to the market to get eggs, and my sister thought that I meant my balls.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.