B.A.L.L.S. jokes
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
Add me on discord.
IceyTrae#2230
Lebron>MJ
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
Why do oompa loompas secretly take Skinny Dips in Willy Wonka's chocolate?
They wanted some chocolate balls.
What is soccer like when you lose your soccer ball?
Orphan: "My Parents."
Kid: I got homework.
Mom: Ok, so?
Kid: I got a F in my balls.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
Why do cows have big [udders]? Because they have big balls.
Have you heard of the work called "ligma balls?"
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.