Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
Balls Jokes
I replaced "Jingle Bells" with "Jiggle Balls"... "Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!"
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
One day, Little Susie got her monthly bleeding for the first time in her life.
Not quite certain what was happening, and somewhat frightened, she decided to tell Little Johnny. Little Susie dropped her panties and showed Little Johnny what was happening.
Little Johnny's eyes opened wide in amazement. "You know," he said, "I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
He slips, he falls, he dislocates his balls!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
Jonny went to Disney and they had sour balls. He asked the cashier for some and he pulled down his pants.
Why don't we keep the balls rolling?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Do you like Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
