You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Balls Jokes
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
You know I used to call my dogs' balls the Twin Towers, until they came rumbling down.
I kicked my leg into my dad's balls in 1999.
Every time a midget runs on the grass, the grass tickles their balls.
You look like a double dipped chocolate chip cliff flipped glazed charcoal slim jim Mr. clog hunch frap, no feet, 9 arms, 17 stomachs. You stepdad beat you with a wiffle ball bat. NBA Youngboy was in your bathroom spitting on you and now you got herpes on your left side cheek.
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
"Where are my balls? Down in your mom."
Elmo in 2022 is called "Tickle My Balls Elmo."
Why did the midget laugh when he ran? Because the grass tickles his balls.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Penis and balls.
I kicked a ball at the kid in the wheelchair, and now we're playing Rocket League.
Like if you have balls.
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
Poop and balls through the walls!
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
