Bad

Bad jokes

Mom

    • One day I was with my mom and we had no money on the credit card, and we live far, and my mom was hungry.

    A guy and his friend had a car and asked us if we were lost. We said no, we have no ride, no money, and my mom is hungry. So the guy would take us for a blowjob each, so I was driving the car and my mom gave both guys a blowjob. We had to get out of the car to look for something, then the two guys went in the car and told us we got bad news and good news. I asked what the bad news was. They said that they're not taking us home, so I asked what the good news was. They told me that they fed my mom and drove off. I guess where they left us wasn't a long walk and my mom wasn't hungry anymore.

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    • Hairline

    • Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

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    • Body

    • Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?

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    • Mum

    • Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

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    • Hairline

    • *True story*

    I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

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    • Hairline

    • @ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

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    • Tower

    • Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

    Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

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    • Grade

    • My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.

    Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.

    She lets him play anyway and I don't.

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