Bad jokes
That is so bad, just like you.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
Roses are red, violets are bl-- oh yeah, I'm bad at jokes.
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
Your hairline [is] so bad it went down like the Twin Towers.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why is the UK bad at chess? Because they already lost their queen.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he pulled out a "Plants vs. Zombies" map and that shii fit perfectly.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.