Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Abortion is bad
dad: My kid just said butch but since he is a kid he said a bad word on accident *the next day* uncle: F*CK
This is a bad day for me?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
How did stephan Hawking died? He did have enough room for anymore ram on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that
Deja Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before
Nobody nose how bad you smell
I told a joke to an orphan turns out he wasn't and orphan...
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Papyrus:sans your jokes are bad! Sans:I don’t care I got thick skin
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Who did Stephen Hawking love more that anyone else?
His Wife, "Eye" who was also bad at running.
why cant vampires tell jokes right? all their jokes just SUCK
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: f***!!!!!!!!
Yo' mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
how bad is explosive diarrhea when a muslim has it? Because my chipotle blew up yesterday.
