There were 3 guys in detention called Zip, Willy, and Pee, and they were all being naughty. The teacher came in and said, "Zip down, Willy out, Pee in the corner."
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Why don’t Mexicans have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim are in the USA.
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry ... So I threw a carrot at her
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Abortion is bad
dad: My kid just said butch but since he is a kid he said a bad word on accident *the next day* uncle: F*CK
This is a bad day for me?
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
How did stephan Hawking died? He did have enough room for anymore ram on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that
Deja Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.
I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.
Papyrus: Sans, your jokes are bad!
Sans: I don’t care; I got thick skin.
Today was a bad day. First, my ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver.
