Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
STOP PUTTING UP BAD JOKES BOI
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when your done!
Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
There is a young lady.. She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.
Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!
girl- mom, meet my boyfriend mom- meet my boyfriend girls boyfriend- dad is that you are you back from the supermarket with milk mom's boyfriend- uh gtg
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
What did Gandalf say to Mario? You shell not pass!
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
-P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad
Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
What do you call a cringey Indian man - A Cringian
sorry the joke is bad :(
Why don’t Mexican have an olimpic team because everyone who can run jump and swim are IN The USA
