"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they can't go home.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."