I aced my poker test...
my teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffee-n...
do you get my puns... no, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
STOP PUTTING UP BAD JOKES BOI
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
There is a young lady.
She is beautiful.
She got much vote.
But she speaks very fast.
Does she think she looks smart doing that?
She makes me feel bad.
Girl: Mom, meet my boyfriend.
Mom: Meet my boyfriend.
Girl's boyfriend: Dad, is that you? Are you back from the supermarket with milk?
Mom's boyfriend: Uh, gtg.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!