Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
MORE BAD JOKES
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Tentacles!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
what did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
your too young to smoke!
that's not even a bad joke-
knock-knock Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? DISHES A VERY BAD JOKE!
STOP PUTTING UP BAD JOKES BOI
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
