Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Tell me orphan jokes are a really bad joke. People are really orphans, and there is a lot of 'em, and they are all depressed. Who would make fun of depressed people? Well, those dumbass evil people!!
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Friend: If you don't like my bad jokes, I will tell some stand up comedy.
Me: But you are not standing:)
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
