What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
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What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.
Why don't orphans play GTA?
Because they're sad they don't get wanted!
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?
An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.