Bad jokes jokes
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Joke.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.