Bad jokes jokes
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
Stop putting up bad jokes, boi!
Did you hear about the bad joke? No? It hasn't been made up yet. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.