Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
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Bad jokes are like the planes in 9/11, they don't land.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What's the difference between dad jokes and bad jokes?
The letter b.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Joke.
(Note: this joke is not one of the worst jokes ever because it is obscene or offensive; it’s just a bad joke.) Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they’re dead.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.