Backwardness

Backwardness Jokes

That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.

Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa which is a word.

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.