Backwardness jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.
"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"
"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."
We don't read backwards.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.