Backwardness

Backwardness Jokes

Shark

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • German

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

    Robbery

    So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

    Wife

    what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

    Face

    Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

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  • Clock

    When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

    Boat

    Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

    Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

    Priest

    Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

    The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

    Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

    The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

    Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

    Sadness

    Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

    Tarzan

    What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

    Nazrat.

    Song

    Roses are red, violets are blue, Iโ€™d never play a country song backwards for you!