Backwardness jokes

What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.

Racecar backwards is racecar, but racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

What goes zzub-zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!

Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"

The priest says, "Because I'm a father."

Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."

The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."

Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

Don't be sad, because that's das backwards and das not good.

We don't read backwards.

Are you sad? Then don't be sad, because sad backwards is das, and das no good.

What do you call Tarzan when he swings through the trees backwards?

Nazrat.

What is heavy forward but not backward?

"Ton."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d never play a country song backwards for you!

Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!

Race car backwards is race car.

Race car sideways is how Paul Walker died.