Backwardness jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?
A god.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.
She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.
"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."
They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."
"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"
"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.
"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."
"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"
"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
We don't read backwards.