Backwardness

Backwardness Jokes

If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."