Backwardness jokes
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line.
Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
Why do women love Chinese food? Because WON TON spelled backward is NOT NOW!
How do you f**k a sheep?
Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.
Say, "Crack my fingers."
Now say that backwards...
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.
What is heavy forward but not backward?
"Ton."
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
How do you spell racecar backwards?
racecar
How do you spell racecar sideways?
Paul Walker's death.
What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Poop backwards is poop. 💩
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.