Backwardness jokes

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

Denki: Did you just... fall over?

Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

Sero: Backwards?

Bakugo: I'm talented.

What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

"S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"

"I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

"Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."

"Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

"No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

Say, "Crack my fingers."

Now say that backwards...

"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD.

Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

French jab is ban French's backwards.

If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.

Poop backwards is poop. 💩

What do you call a dog that's faced backwards?

A god.

59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

Where is my dad?

A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

Hey, Squidward, say "kid" backward. Also, suck my dick!

Kid amogus backwards.

SUGOMA DIK!