Denki: Did you just... fall over? Bakugo: tch no I attacked the floor. sero: backwards? Bakugo: im talented
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
what do you call bunny jumping backwards a receding hairline
Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said. "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber." They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B" "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?" "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her" replied Cobber. "Spot on" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples" "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate" "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper"
Say crack my fingers. Now say that backwards...
If Leo were any slower, she’d be going BACKWARD
That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right and backwards.
French jab is ban French’s backwards
oh dear i made a backwards ray lets test it..ti stel yar sdawkcab a edam i read ho
what do you call dog that's faced backwards a god
59009 filp it backwards on ur calculator............it =.....boobs!
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If you spell swim backwards you get miws, where is my dad?
a capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
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Kid amogus backwards SUGOMA DIK
What do you call a bus going backwards. A sub.
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa which is a word.
If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar. But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul walkers blood on your hands
