Backwardness

Backwardness jokes

Racecar

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

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  • Floor

    Denki: Did you just... fall over?

    Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

    Sero: Backwards?

    Bakugo: I'm talented.

    Fart

    What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?

    DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!

    Shower

    Sheila, the Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped on the bathroom floor. Instead of falling over forwards or backwards, she did the splits and suctioned cupped herself to the floor.

    She yelled out for her husband, "Bruce! Bruce!" and he came running in. "Bruce, I’ve bloody suctioned myself to the floor!" she said.

    "S’truth, Sheila!" Bruce said, and tried to pull her up. "You’re stuck fast girl. I’ll go across the road and get me mate Cobber."

    They came back and they both tried to pull her up from the floor. "No way, we can’t do it!" Cobber said, "So let’s try Plan B."

    "Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce, "What’s that?"

    "I’ll go home and get me hammer and chisel and we’ll break the tiles under her," replied Cobber.

    "Spot on!" Bruce said, "While you’re doing that, I’ll stay here and play with her nipples."

    "Play with her nipples?" Cobber said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate!"

    "No... " Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles are a lot cheaper."

    Memes

    Titanic

    "That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.

    Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.

    Ray

    Oh dear, I made a backwards ray. Let's test it. I made a backwards ray, let's test it oh.

    Finger

    Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

    #HOMIEZ4Life

    P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

    Sheep

    How do you f**k a sheep?

    Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

    Dad

    If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."

    Where is my dad?