The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Milk makes you tall right? Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk??
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
why humans hate aliens because fortnite took them out of the game and i want aliens back in fortnte
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
a man sees a girl crying and asks her whats wrong the girl replied everyone keeps making fun of me. you should tell your parents i replied back the girl started crying even more thats when i got confused and left the orphanage
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
Why don't orphan drink milk
Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide because you won’t bring back afterwards
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
You are so ugly when you went to haunted house you came back with job application
Why do Orphans like school? Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like usa and China and the rest of the west!
yo mama so fat that when went out in high heels she came back in flip flops
Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna...-" Vortex: "You'll do what?" Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!" *Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness* Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."
