How do you know your baby is dead? It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees.
1 baby tied to 5 trees,
How do you get 50 babies into a car? You blend them.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Whats better than throwing up a stillborn? Making your wife eat it again
What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Why are babies called bundles of joys? When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it.
man says "what's Ligma" woman says"Ligma balls" baby says :nothing she transgender.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan? One baby in three trashcans.
What does a dead baby look like? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
Whats the difference between a baby and garlic bread. I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
2 mums hook up! Their daughter comes in the room and says which ones the baby daddy? the "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
What's worse than waking up with a dead baby next to you? Realizing you were so drunk that you made love to it the night before...
