POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
how do planets have a baby?
they have spasex
A hot woman is ready to jump from a bridge and commit suicide when a ugly stinky homeless man comes up to her and tells her "oh baby you so hot let's fuck" she just yells "get the fuck away you creep" he just laughs and says alright i wait down there.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don’t cry when you put a load in it.
Y is it everyone wants to rub a pregnant woman stomach but never the man's balls where the baby actually came from and the real ones that deserve the congratulations
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
what is the difference between a baby and a cano? i would never put a cano in my garage
Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when blueface baby drops a new album
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
Love u baby :^
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
....
I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Yo mama so non verbal that she’s Boss Baby
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson must’ve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop 🍕
