What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
