Carriage jokes
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.
My car 🚘
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What is the difference between a human being in the car?
riding (DYM 145).
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.
FEW!!!!!!!
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
