Astrophysics jokes
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Oh, wait.
I moved all the Bibles to the fiction section because there is no God, as said Stephen Hawking in 2011, but in 2018, God said there was no Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
Meals on wheels.
Uranus be like, "Oh look, I'm Uranus. Imagine how disgusted I feel."
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planet is related to planet butts? Uranus.
Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell, not heaven? Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
Did you know there are black holes billions of years old?
What’s more amazing is the black holes Stephen Hawking studied. We're only 14 years old.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
What’s better than Stephen Hawking?
Stephen walking.
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
Any nerdy people want to answer this question? A blackhole has infinite density. If we account for all the matter in the universe including blackholes, would the overall density of the universe be infinite?