Kobe: stop doing dark humor!
Me:why they dont land well together ?
bully : oh look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt ay ay ay
Me : ding, ding, sing oh did you hear that its the elevator cause your not on my level .......
bully : u_u .......
crwd : Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dark Jokes Dark jokes are just like water Not everybody get's it
Jokes are like food
Not everyone gets it
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
Trying to make jokes in 2020- 2021 be like:
Comedian : When she went infront of the tv it took an hour till you can see the screen again.
Adiance : Why you gotta be so offensive
Comedian : Im not tr-
Aidiance : Oh so now your trying to debate?
Comedian : I-
Adiance : Now your acting racist?!
I tried to right the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two word joke, which was Dwarf Shortage. its just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I never get school shooting jokes. Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience
huh im really pissed of no matter how many jokes i make no one likes them😭😭:'(:':😔😔😿💔💔👇👇:(
1) did you hear the one about the school shooting- Actually I better not...... You wouldn't understand it's aimed more towards a younger audience 2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9 so why was 10 scared because it was in between 9-11 3) 10 dead babies
Did you hear about the school shooting joke? Well, I won't tell you it's aimed at a younger audience.
i would say a 9/11 joke but it wouldnt land well
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don't have to read this!
So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!
I was at a concert, in the front row and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!". And I replied: "Is that a death fret?".
i want to make a joke about kobe but it wont land well
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said,”you can’t play this is family feud.”
I was gonna do a school shooter joke but it was aimed at younger audiences.
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience
You really can't call Starlin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
