Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
To DIG DEEP with his lyrics
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach NEW HEIGHTS in his performance
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?
To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert? (Part 1) To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
Who would win in a fight, in a boxing ring? Mike Tyson or Helen Keller with a Tommy gun? Mike Tyson. Helen Keller never heard the bell.
Q: why are school shooting jokes funny
A: because their intended for a young audience.
jimmy does stand up comedy he says “what do you call an orangutang”
jake replies “YOU” then everyone including the teacher laughs jimmy cries
LOL
ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
