ever heard of rape jokes? no? well, i'll MAKE you hear em!
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage
What do you call a terrorist at a cinema A box office bomb
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat. The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools the hat was covering the hips
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and i asked him "why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time i perform people tell me I need new material."
worst joke ever me and my user.
When your friends talking about sports: Jake says " It was 17.56M people watching in basketball championship"🦁
Sam says " It was 113M People watching the Super Bowl" 😯🐱
Avion says "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching World Cup 😶🙀
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. they are actually pretty funny. and i will show you y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
Most of the people here: thats not funny lots of people died.
Bruh why are you in here if you cant take joke.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and know one is listening 😭😭😭
I was a sit down comedian then i try to stand up I felled
I wished i stayed in the wheelchair.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed. I guess it was a bad delivery
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes they just don't fly
Hi everyone today I am taking requets for anything u want me to say
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
If this gets 10 comments 9 (i dont care about likes) i will write a four page easy and post it and its up too u guys what its about
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
What did the suicidal guy say to his audience? What did the suicidal guy say to his audience
