Attack jokes
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
Opponent fist attacks your face, no you can not activate a trap card.
9/11.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
9/11.
Yo mama so fat,
She doesn't fit in a Titan's mouth.
(Attack on Titan; Shingeki no Kyojin)
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.