If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Athletics Jokes
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Black people run fast.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
