Athletics jokes
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
How does Stephen Hawking compete in the hurdles?
He ducks when he gets to them.
Black people run fast.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Community talk
js got back from football practice. Got a head tap.
les go: the house of reps has passed a bill banning trans people from sports of the opposite sex.
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