Athletics jokes
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Black people run fast.
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
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wish me luck today on my track meet