Athletics jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
You know the sport that Mexicans are good at?
Cross-country.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Why are orphans terrible at baseball? They never get home runs.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Black people run fast.
Community talk
js got back from football practice. Got a head tap.
Big Randy is an imposing figure, standing at an impressive seven feet tall. His height alone is enough to command attention in any room he enters. His skin is a rich, deep black, smooth and unblemished, a testament to his African heritage. His eyes, a contrasting warm brown, are full of life and intelligence, often twinkling with a hint of mischief. Randy's physique is as impressive as his height. His broad shoulders… Read more
wish me luck today on my track meet