Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
whats a Mexican's favorite sports
= cross country
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Ball so hard! ππ€£
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
