Playing soccer in a wheelchair basically rocket league in real life
Bro your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common they look like Humpty Dumpty.
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports"
whats a Mexican's favorite sports
= cross country
One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitches forehead https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
life is karma... because I was born god gifted me with socially awkwardness, $#!t athletic skills, and stupidity
ball so hard ππ
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fan's.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?
A quarterback
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Why are orphans terrible at baseball they never get home runs
why does the athlete isnt in the full bus cause she is trying to fit in
If an athlete gets athletes foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
Why canβt orphans play baseball ?
Because the canβt find home
Black people run fast
What's a Latino's favorite sport? Lacrosse.
