Athletics

Athletics jokes

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"