Athletics

Athletics Jokes

Hairline

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Sport

What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

Forehead

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

Karma

Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.

Fan

Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.

A: Is that why I never see you sweat?

Bus

Why isn't the athlete in the full bus? Because she is trying to fit in.

Fan

Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.

Wash your hands.

Guy

Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.

He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"