Athletics Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

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Woman

“I’m a woman trapped in a man’s body” = you’re a weak man who was blindly brainwashed into being a woke joke.

A cartoon image of SpongeBob SquarePants looking frustrated and lying on the sand. The text on the image reads: "When a male athlete can't win any competitions."

Race

The top half of the image shows a female runner in a dark singlet with the number 945, crossing a finish line with her arms raised in triumph and an open-mouthed scream of exhilaration. Other blurred runners are in the background on a red track. Above her is text that reads: 'When Finishing a Race is your Passion'. The bottom half of the image shows only the very top of someone's forehead in a black and white close-up, implying a contrasting reaction or thought.

Jokes

White people

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Baseball Team

I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

Quarterback

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback.

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