Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
What did the neutrino say to the planet?
"Just passing through."
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Where did Milky Way get its degree?
At the university.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
