Astronomy jokes
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!