Where do alien cows come from?
- The Milky Way.
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
The sun is already bright, stupid!
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
Once the aliens was gonna have a party, they had to planet.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
NASA's response: National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
Everyone: What does NASA mean?
Arinator's response: National Ariana and Space Ariana.
Timmy has 5 apples.
His train is 7 minutes early.
Calculate the mass of the sun.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!
Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun.
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Why is Uranus so big? Because you discovered it.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
