I was born on the moon.
Yeah, my mom was high, and my dad was down to earth.
How do you plan a party in space? You have to planet.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Uranus is up in the sky today.
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
Why is the sun lit?
Because it has much solar.
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Uranus is a gassy planet.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why didn't the sun get a job? Seriously, I have no idea why. Help me!
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
Sun.
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
