What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE through the BEATS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
MC Skillet
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the studio?
Because he was digging for those UNDERGROUND BEATS
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some HOOPS
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A BOOMBOXER
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
Even Bob Ross couldn’t paint a happy little accident like BLESSEDBRIAN
