Art

Art Jokes

Genocide

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting of him?

Well, it only takes one nail.

Jesus

What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.

Paint

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Mama

Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

Boy

So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!

Breast

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Jesus

What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Jesus

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.