Ares jokes
Kid: Hey, Mum, why are we pushing the car off the cliff?
Mum: Shut up, son, you’ll wake your father!
Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?
Why do some people keep posting lame jokes about 9/11?
Answer; Because they are STUPID LOSERS!
Why do Inbred White Trash Racists talk so much shit?
Answer: Because deep down inside, they KNOW that they are nothing but PATHETIC LOSERS!
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Roses are red,
romance is dead,
every day I suffer from existential dread.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
HELP! I MIGHT BE A RELIGIOUS EXTREMIST BECAUSE MY RHYMES ARE DA BOMB.
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
Why are orphans good at dodgeball?
They can dodge adoptions.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Women will always be superior to men. After all, they are FEmale (Fe - iron, male - man).