Ares jokes
Why do orphans not have parents?
Answer: Their parents are yeet dead dead.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
I think people should date orphans, because their parents are never home.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
Peanuts are hard to crack, just like my ex-wife's heart.
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"
"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."
"It won't matter, he's deaf."
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
If you're bored, just punch an orphan!
What are they gonna do...tell their parents?
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are blinds called blinds?
Because when they aren’t closed, they are blinding!