Ares jokes
The twins are falling down.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
Today I saw a little boy wearing rags sitting on a curb. I said, "Awww, are you an orphan?" He said, "Yes, what gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why are people mad at me? All I did was tell the truth and put the Bible in the fiction section of the library.
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
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I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
So, I had an orphan friend, and he asked me, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, I just wanted to remind you." Then I asked, "How are your parents?" After that, I never saw him again.
My friends' titties are bigger than my sakuras.
Why are the two friends like the Twin Towers?
They fell apart.