Appearance jokes
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!
Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
You are so ugly my man died.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!
Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.