Appearance jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.

Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.

I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.

Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹

That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

What's white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!