Appearance jokes

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!

I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].

You are so ugly my man died.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.

Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Your hairline looks like a car!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.