Appearance jokes

Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.

It looks like Will Smith slapped your hairline so hard that the dinosaurs can see it now.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

You're so ugly that if you looked in the mirror, you would walk into the light.

Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.

If every time someone faints when they see your face and I get 1 cent, I would be a trillionaire.

I saw your license. It said you're 15.

I checked your face. It says you're 50.

Your hairline is so long it reaches your toes.

I'm bald.

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

A fat man meets a skinny man.

The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."

And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."

God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.

Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.

Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?

Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.

A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!