Appearance jokes

Your mom is so ugly, she made the devil go to church.

Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.

Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.

You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.

Your hairline looks like a car!

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.

You got a pig head!

Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.

Wanna know something funny?

Me, because I'm funny looking.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.