Your hairline looks like a car!
Appearance Jokes
Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.
Your hairline is lookin' so crusty like KFC chicken and be so discombobulated that it looks like satellite signals. It gives me flippin' sun radiation.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
Your hairline is in a different area code.
I got a call from NASA. They’ve reached your hairline.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You got a pig head!
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
