Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller.
