Appearance jokes
You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."
You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
You're so ugly that blind people cry when you walk past them.
Your hairline is so far back Sherlock couldn't solve that mystery.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
Your forehead is so big I could sell advertising space by the mile on it.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.
"Deez nutz" are a hairline.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat, a running person behind you shouted, "Taxi!"