Appearance jokes
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
Your forehead is so big, you could roast meat on it.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline goes so far back that it looks like Will Smith slapped it.