Appearance jokes
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe.
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.