Appearance

Appearance jokes

You're so ugly that when you were born, your mother asked, "How does my little treasure look?", and the doctor replied, "I think we should bury it immediately."

You're so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.

Your hairline is so screwed that Michael Jackson can't even moonwalk to your hairline.