Appearance jokes
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
You think you guys are funny, but look at your hairline. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol. 😂😂😂😂😭😭💀🤨🍆💦👶🏻😈😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😂👍😳😳😳😭😭😭😭😭😭🤨
I am not telling you twice, your mouth stinks, so go burn your house down like a crazy mad woman, and I will call the cops like, "WTH," because you are so fat.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!
Your hairline was so fat that Joe Biden could not make it prime minister.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Call me fat? You call me fat because you think that you’re pretty, but you ain’t. You’re just a musty, dusty, rusty Cardi B.
Roses are red, violets are blue, people think that you’re fat, until they saw your mom.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.