Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.
*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"
*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
"You look like you've lost some weight."
"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Y yo body built like a half a tooth pic lol.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
