Antisemitism jokes

What do Jews and Black people have in common?

Living off welfare checks.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?

A Kike Strike!

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.