Antisemitism jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

109 countries can't be wrong. Watch Europa: The Last Battle.

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

What is Hitler's least favorite fish?

Jewfish.

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?

A Kike Strike!

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

What planet did Hitler hate the most?

Jewpiter.

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.