Antisemitism Jokes

Jew

Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.

I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.

Stereotype

I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Nazi

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

Hitler

Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?

Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)

(To circumcised people)

Hitler

What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.

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